Saturday, July 3, 2010

Grow Up!

Whoever told me to grow up, I want to tell them to STFU.

Asperbehinder, guess what?  I. grew. up.

You satisfied?

Well, I am not.  I want to go back to being a drama queen, whining, kid!

Yes, I. Do.

I guess there are no take backs, we are all grown up now, live with it.

I can remember when I was a young girl, I just could not wait to be all grown up and to be able to my kids what they had to do and how to do it. 

HA!!  Was I stupid, or what?

Yeppers, I was.

I would give anything to go back in time and stop the clock, so that I could stay a child forever.

Hmmph, yes I know you want that same time clock, I know you do.

Yes I do, okay, don't admit it but I know and the whole universe knows that you are a liar.

Old brings wisdom, but I would rather be young and dumb!

What do you mean, it is loose?

im back

I am annoyed!  Okay, whew I got that off my chest.  I mean I centered the darn picture I did not want to center my text???!!!????

W.T.F.!!

Opps, sorry.  It is all about a FUNny saturday, right? 

Well, let us get started.

Last night, I was visiting next door, that just so happens to be my in-laws.  It really is all good.  I guess I am just one of those that are outside the box, because I like my in-laws!

Anywho, they were babysitting my niece, their granddaughter.  And she had a VERY loose tooth.  She wanted it out, and she wanted it out, NOW!


Quite a little drama queen she is.  HA HA~!  I told her hunny, it is so loose if you just wait a while it will probably just fall out while you are laying on the bed later watching your favorite televison show with your Nanna later. 


She. did. not. believe. me.

She just sat there and cried and wanted her Momma.  And cried, and whined and well you get it!

She called Momma, and you know what she told her, if you come home your going to stay home.

Guess what she did??

Yep!~  You guessed it.  She cried MORE.

Now her mom said, Get over it, well, in more than less words, thats the jest.

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!

She lost her tooth, 3 hours later, where?

another loose tooth has fallen out!

This is not her, it was her top tooth to the left, to the left, whoops sorry I got carried away.

YEPPERS,  laying on the bed watching her favorite TV show with her Nanna!!

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Hope that tooth was made of gold! 

Never heard what she got out of that deal.

I guess the tooth fairy only appears at your own house.

What is the most you ever got from the tooth fairy?







Pee. My. pants.

Comedy Central



Okay.  I. admit, I spent almost all of my day watching the comedy central network (50 Star Stand-Up Weekend).  And, Am. I. ashamed.? 

NO!

I laughed my asperbehinder. off! 

I needed it. Just like you need you 5,6,7 or 8 hours of sleep.  Or your alarm clock to wake your asperbehinder up to get to work on time.  Or your coffee int the morning.  Or like you need to breathe.  Or like you need to eat to flourish.  Or like you need to drink water.  Or like you need to go to the dentist.  Or to the doctor, for your yearly check-up.   Or like you need to bathe everyday, brush your teeth, change your underwear, change your clothes, socks, bra, whatever, you get the jest, hey?

So on with it. 

Achmed,Terrorist,Silence,Kill


My favorite, But oh there were more, that I laughed my asperbehinder off on.

I hope all of you had a joyful, belly full of laughs this weeeeeekeennnnd!!

I know, I. did.


Jeff Dunham


laughing my butt off

I have been there and done, that!!